Thursday, June 5, 2014

Fox News Poop Talk Roundtable

Beware Fox News
 I am a HUGE fan of Neil deGrasse Tyson. He's brilliant, funny and presents science in a way total science dolts like myself can understand. My husband and I have been hopelessly addicted to Cosmos since it started. It's informative (which Fox is not) it's smart (which Fox is not) and you actually learn (which you do not do when watching Fox.) I've actually understood scientific ideas that I had no concept of whatsoever in school. I can't rave about it enough. Go do yourself a favor and watch it!

However, being a seriously accomplished scientist with a television show, a podcast, multiple degrees and brilliance beyond this world is NOT okay with Fox News, especially if you're African-American.

If you've never heard of Gavin McInnes, a white supremacist, and yes I can say that because he wrote for VDARE, you're not missing out. He's co-founder of Vice (they kicked him out in 2008) and a Grade A douchebag. McInnes stated today during a usually Fox News verbal diarrhea circus that he believes "white liberals" love Neil deGrasse Tyson so much that we'd love for him to literally poop all over us! It's hard to imagine that this is what passes as "intellectual discourse" on Fox News (not really.) Strange, but I can't seem recall a time when Rachel Maddow or Chris Matthews ever discussed how Republicans would love for Ronald Reagan to poop on them. And honestly, if you sit and think about people literally pooping on your political opponents, that speaks volumes about you. Is that a prerequisite for employment with Fox? Hmm..

But this isn't deGrasse Tyson's first slander hour by Fox, which shouldn't surprise anyone. Fox's real gripe is that he disproves their religious extremism at every opportunity. Everyone knows that Fox relies heavily on their viewers Christian zealotry and hatred of science in order to sell their stories that climate change is fake. And while McInnes and Greg Gutfeld, another Fox weasel, were yucking up all the poop talk, they also decided to take a swing at the tremendous amount of education deGrasse Tyson has. He holds multiple degrees from Harvard, Columbia and the University of Texas - Austin. I guess Greg Gutfeld is just a tiny bit jealous he's a knuckle dragging idiot who is helping to systematically bring down the intellectual curve of society instead of being a brilliant astrophysicist, but poor Greggy will just have to get over it.

Oh and did I mention Gavin McInnes is not only really racist-

His take on being white:
 
 "I love being white and I think it's something to be very proud of ... I don't want our culture diluted. We need to close the borders now and let everyone assimilate to a Western, white, English-speaking way of life." -
 
Race is clearly the key issue to his hatred of deGrasse Tyson considering McInnes is nothing more than a hipster racist pirate who spends all day thinking about pooping on people. He's a bro who never grew up and acts like a jackass. No wonder he's always on Fox!

What I imagine he's thinking, "How can I hate black people today?"
 
But sexist, too? He claims feminism has made "women unhappy" which, as a woman, I can totally say is true!

"Women are feigning that toughness. We’ve trivialized childbirth and being domestic so much that women are forced to pretend to be men. They’re feigning this toughness, they’re miserable."

I mean, having rights, being able to make up my own mind, have a job, my own opinion is just SO TOUGH ON MY LADY BRAIN. We ARE miserable! RIGHTS ARE HARD, MY OVARIES CAN'T HANDLE IT! I'm so glad Gavin McInnes is there to help me see the light!

It shouldn't surprise anyone that this is the caliber of trash Fox News is using for "intellectual discussion" nowadays, and I use the word intellectual incredibly loosely. Also, again, this guy is a white supremacist. Why is Fox News allowing a WHITE SUPREMACIST on their shitty shows? It's a question for the ages.

I'll leave you with this. From Media Matters -

"McInnes currrently writes for Taki's Magazine, a "paleoconservative" website that publishes overtly racist articles including ones by neo-confederates."

Fox News - Keeping it classy as always with racist, sexist pirate hipster bros.

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